"...R-RIGHT, SO. WE'RE ON A DATE. I THINK. YOU'RE ON A DATE WITH MUDPUPPY... TH-THAT'S GREAT, RIGHT? I KNOW I DON'T LOOK LIKE MUCH, BUT I'M A NICE GUY, I SWEAR. ARE YOU... A DUDE... OR A CHICK...?"

Girl.

Guy.

Neither.

What are you, a cop?